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7 Things to Do in an Uber Pool

· uber,ride sharing,satire
  1. Stare down at your phone.
  2. Pretend you're listening to music and look out the window.
  3. Have a loud phone conversation.
  4. Drink the bottled water.
  5. Actually listen to music and look out the window.
  6. Sit in the front seat if one person is in the back (wouldn’t want to share a row with someone...that’s only for airplanes and bus rides).
  7. Don't talk to anyone.